A Pittsburgh card battle, n'at.
No dahnload. No sign-up. Yer progress lives in this browser.
A fast lane-battler: two rows of slots, units clash straight across their lanes, and whoever knocks the other hero to zero punches out a winner. Easy to learn on yer first practice shift — N'atilie Gantry, mill forewoman, walks ya through it — and every fight after that is a fresh puzzle of lanes, taunt walls, and steam.
Every card is something real: the Parking Chair that holds yer spot, the Pierogi Golem, the Inclinator, Joe Magarac bendin' hot steel, the jagoff who cut ya off on the Parkway. 1930s WPA poster-style art, top to bottom.
Every district's got its own attitude and boss rules that rewrite the game — furnace heat, frostbite openers, rush-hour hand limits. Earn Steel Scrip, crack packs at the Company Store, fill yer binder.
The roguelike run. Draft a deck from nothin' and see how deep into the dark ya get — one bad shift ends the run. Then ya pick yer cards up off that floor, an' ya start again.
Full controller support, big readable cards, zero typin' anywhere. Plays offline — no account, no live-service nonsense. Saves sync through Steam Cloud.
Three districts. Thirty shifts. The whole Pittsburgh deck.
Runs right here in yer browser — nothin' to install.
Five heavy hitters from the deck, printed when yinz order 'em.
JAGOFF
PIEROGI GOLEM
THE PARKING CHAIR
JOE MAGARAC
THE TAHR-LETOne short email when somethin' actually happens — the launch, the big updates, the next game. No spam. Quittin's one click.
We keep yer address to ourselves. Always.